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laufei:

weedhitler:

my romantic desires are that of an optimistic child

i want my life to be one of those absolute trash “”“”“”indie”“”“”” romantic comedies

the irony of this is hilarious. honestly, just think abou-

fuck it

fuck it. let’s walk around with no intent and look at people like we’re looking for…

honestly, despite all complaints I make about cliches and tropes and how typical everything is… if I think a thing is sweet, I do want it in my life, no matter where or when it’s been said/done/exaggerated/reblogged before.

Why is romance boring?


It’s not. It’s boring in the same way I say iPads are shit  because I want an iPad but can’t afford one.”

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badcgijosh:

This is where we are. This is our Zeitgeist. I’m so happy

badcgijosh:

This is where we are. This is our Zeitgeist. I’m so happy

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deanpelton:

tiptoe through the true bits- los campesinos!

(Source: sleepssundays, via fuckyeahloscampesinos)

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josephdreamboatlevitt:

The Oakland Tiny House is a 120 square foot dwelling on a trailer chassis in Oakland CA. The house will feature a full kitchen, composting toilet, outdoor shower, sleeping loft custom built in furniture and a fireplace. The siding is reclaimed redwood fencing and flooring is maple re-purposed from an old roller skating rink in Petaluma. total construction costs so far: $5000. Currently under construction, but almost finished!

All I need is a little house like this to live in to be happy

josephdreamboatlevitt:

The Oakland Tiny House is a 120 square foot dwelling on a trailer chassis in Oakland CA. The house will feature a full kitchen, composting toilet, outdoor shower, sleeping loft custom built in furniture and a fireplace. The siding is reclaimed redwood fencing and flooring is maple re-purposed from an old roller skating rink in Petaluma. total construction costs so far: $5000. Currently under construction, but almost finished!

All I need is a little house like this to live in to be happy

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acmesalesrep:

It had to be done. Blame one of my colleagues for making the suggestion.

acmesalesrep:

It had to be done. Blame one of my colleagues for making the suggestion.

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Alfredo and noodles and chicken are the only foods that need to exist

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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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the perennial question of life

the perennial question of life

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eight hours at work tomorrow sounds dreadful

someone should come hang out in the freezer with me

we can eat cookies and stay cool (and makeout if you’re into that stuff?)

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AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Monday is so far away

So I need to fill my time until then with sleep and work and people